What is it with some people?
Just because Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel and a foreigner doesn’t mean she’s dumb!
So she says there should be a law forcing mothers to breastfeed for six months. Well, Gisele, you got that wrong. Six months is not long enough!
Look, we’re going to be fed enough crap by McDonald’s and Monsanto the rest of our lives anyway. At least if we get some decent, natural and nutritious food for our first year we have a fighting chance to be healthy.
And that powdered stuff tastes so chemical. The first time my mum tried it on me I puked and boy, did I give her a dirty look.
“I thought you loved me,” it said, “What is this poison?”
The other kids laughed at me when I was still breastfeeding at 18 months. Well, look at them now. Sick all the time and a good three inches shorter than me.
Too late, baby!
Baby Kaya